[waterhog]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/olympics/17268553


shake my hand and read this poem

it don't come much bigger,
the B.O.A which is the British Olympic Association,
they are spreading evils,
it is lethal and there is wide spread contamination.
Ian McCurdie is B.O.A chief medical officer,
a man that has disgraced his profession,
and by the end of my poem,
Ian will suffer with depression.
10,000 sports men and woman are in,
all have to share rooms,
and the way Ian is speaking,
its like the hard hitting 1980's Aids campaign booms.
this bad feeling can effect,
it can be significant but is it obscene,
lets all not shake on it,
because my sarcasm will protect and secure our hygiene.
the USA are not refusing,
hand shakes they will embrace,
Patrick Sandusky reckons we should encourage,
while Liz Wyse of Debretts feels the whole situation has left us in a bad Olympic place.

(what ever you do after you have read my poem ? please dont offer to shake my hand lol - i might pass something on to you )