[elliebrew]

New company idea
We at eBaybies offer a unique service to those desperate for the latest in baby fashion

Our highly trained and experienced staff work hard to get you EXACTLY the designer baby you always wanted

Firstly our specialised team of 'collecters' are on hand at Maternity wards to bundle newborns into bin liners.

Once back at HQ the babies are given a new lease of life and a fresh coat of fake tan and placed into auctions on eBay

The highest bidders will then recieve a special certificate and a gorgeous faux bronze eBaybie broach pin as a thank you for your purchase

Now youve bought your new eBaybie our stylists will work hard to meet the specifications you demand

Wether its hair extensions, acrylic nails, new eye colour....our experts are on hand