[waterhog]

day 3 briefing - did you enjoy salad gate ? 09.06.12

the girls were gossiping,
dot cotton be aware,
and who actually went,
left no dis-pear.
2 had the hump,
Victoria and Lydia don't get the game,
for taking it personnel,
they deserve to be lame.
Coner was speculating,
he feels Victoria is finding this hell,
while him himself is happy,
Coner is coming out of his shell.
now a bit of a rub,
more or less naked and in heat,
Ashleigh in the bath with Luke,
massaging each others feet.
LukeA continues his mission,
Aarron he told,
what a lovely gesture,
both had a hug and a hold.
now the salad,
OMG Lydia had a green finger,
forget Gordon Ramsey,
Victoria was impersonation was a dead ringer.
she explained in the D-R,
in reality she is normally the life and sole of the party,
salad -gate reduced her to bed,
now you can laugh or get hearty.
Lydia was standing in,
Marco-pier-white was she to being hateful,
it was a strop,
ending with accusing Victoria of being ungrateful.
to bed Victoria went,
her eyes fully covered,
i have had enough of sulky pensioner teen,
from this comment she wont be recovered.
spin the bottle next,
but this did not excite,
it was uncomfortable,
the lap dancing was a sore sight.
now a attack,
it was vicious like a rotty,
Caroline in the pool,
it was fun to see her get snotty.
Lauren and Luke were drinking,
they are not getting on with Victoria,
step forward to her eviction,
now a rush of euphoria.
a desperate attempt,
Victoria breasts were live on the channel,
this failed to get her more votes,
instead put her in-front of a psychiatry panel.
talk of carnage,
Cornor not happy with Victoria's trick,
and he fell, when first saved,
so happy to get the approval lick.
Victoria hugged all,
did not take well the boot,
step in Becky,
its time for water sports to salute.
that's day 3,
words, a sham, its just my way of looking,
channel5 you are now fantastic,
Saturdays BB already has my booking.