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Because he is amazing


Luke S is on the receiving end of a prank this afternoon – but it's not his old pals Conor and Arron who're responsible.

Big Brother is going to try and convince Luke that outside talent agencies and TV companies want HIM … but first he’ll have to prove he has what it takes.

Big Brother has called Luke S to the Diary Room where he's being told that, at this point in the series, it’s not unusual for outside media agencies to show interest in housemates for work post-Big Brother. Big Brother will also imply that it is not unusual for us to help facilitate these requests – sometimes even when the housemate is still in the House – and that today, waiting in the Small Task Room is a media representative who would like to meet Luke S for an informal chat about work opportunities.

Housemates will be informed of the prank via a plasma presentation and will be instructed to play along. The media representative, Leon, will ask Luke S to do three things and ask him not to discuss this meeting with any of his fellow housemates.

Because of his incredible physique, it’s only natural that Luke should have his own calendar. Luke S will be asked to pose and dress up in various ridiculous seasonal outfits in front of a photo backdrop for some test shots.

Luke S will also be asked to go into the garden and do a test workout in front of one of the camera mirrors for Leon to record. If there are any housemates nearby, Luke S must clear them out of the area.

In a final chat with Leon, Luke S will be offered his very own TV show in which he'll travel around the world to the most glamorous clubs meeting the world’s hottest women. But Leon needs to know if his relationship with Ashleigh is genuine and will last outside the House...

This should be interesting. We'll let you know how Luke gets on when the task finishes up later on.