[Sertius]

"Oh, Sara's mummy says I am not noticeable in here I better do something about it. But what? Oh here comes an opportunity the whiteroom task. Mmm...I hate that word 'task' it means effort and I'd rather not do anything that requires physical effort. But Oh what to do?

Now what are my main talents. Well I speak posh and can utter the odd barbed comment. Oh just look at Luke S on the screen faking Sara's exit. Argh! Did I just say that? Better cover my tracks fast don't want anyone nomming me.

So what to do? Now who is everyone's favourite target? Someone who begins with the letter 'D'. Now that is safe. I can get myself noticed and no-one is going to nom me cos I'll day it behind her back and not to her friends. Ooooo beautiful. I am so wonderful. Now I'll just go join a bitchfest somewhere. Where's Becky and Ashleigh. It won't matter what I say cos Big Brother doesn't do much. If I get away with drinking cologne and being indiscrete about Its ehtnicity with just a slight slap on the wrist then I can do wonders.

So let's go talk about It. Oh lovely."

Is Scott taking the splinters out of his bum as he comes off the fence and heads straight for finals fail?