[Locke.]

We have a situation. Our man Sitch is not a happy bunny - his beef? He thinks Coleen is making fun of him and it's not on, it's really not. And not being shy of confrontation, he decided to bring it up with the woman herself...

Let's give you the background to this one. Last night, The Situation blundered his way around the kitchen, firstly making stock in the kettle and then managing to burn the bottom of a saucepan. It just so happens that loose woman, Coleen, discovered the charcoaled cookware and she may have made a quip about it... which is where the conversation brims from.

Sitting in the garden earlier tonight, the reality star confronted the TV presenter, saying he didn't appreciate her making fun of him behind his back – when he was literally standing behind her back, overhearing it all. Especially after he had cooked the House a lovely meal, he argued.

Coleen tried to explain that she was just 'taking the micky' out of him, like she would to her own son – but he didn't seem too convinced. And the following comment confused him even more;

"I wasn't angry. I just wanted to hit you over the head with it."

Which he took in the literal sense – cue sad puppy face as he took in what she had said.

"Oh I don't mean that literally. I forget that the British and American humour is different." Coleen grappled, trying to make light of the situation.

The pair went back and forth as they tried to explain their points of view, and in the end it seems that it may have just been a lost in translation moment. However, we're not sure The Situation fully accepts that she didn't mean any harm by the comment. But for now, he's let it lie and has focused his attention on frying some bacon. A bacon sarnie has saved the day.



Threatening to hit Mike over the head with a saucepan