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These are actual letters written to God by little children
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Remark to the pastor after morning service: "Every sermon you preach
is better than the next one."

Dear GOD,
Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones,
why don't you just keep the ones you have?
--Amy

Dear GOD.
Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they
had their own rooms. It works with my brother.
--Larry Dear

GOD.
If you watch me in Church Sunday, I'll show You my new shoes.
--Mickey

Dear GOD,
I bet it is very hard for You to love all of everybody in the
whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it.
-Nan

Dear GOD,
In school they told us what You do. Who does it when You are on vacation?
--Jane

Dear GOD,
I read the Bible. What does "begat" mean? Nobody will tell me.
Love Alison

Dear GOD,
Are You really invisible or is it just a trick?
--Lucy

Dear GOD,
Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his
bowling words in the house?
--Anita

Dear GOD,
Did You mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it anaccident?
--Norma

Dear GOD,
Who draws the lines around the countries?
--Jan

Dear GOD,
I went to this wedding and they kissed right in Church. Is that okay?
--Neal

Dear GOD,
What does it mean, You are a Jealous GOD? I thought You had everything.
-- Jane

Dear GOD,
Did You really mean "do unto others as they do unto you"?
because if You did, then I'm going to fix my brother.
--Darla

Dear GOD,
Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.
--Joyce

Dear GOD,
It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He
said some things about You that people are not supposed to say, but I
hope you will not hurt him anyway.
Your friend,
(But I am not going to tell You who I am.)

Dear GOD,
Why is Sunday school on Sunday? I thought it was supposed
to be our day of rest.
--Tom L.

Dear GOD,
Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You
can look it up.
--Bruce

Dear GOD,
If we come back as something--Please don't let me be Jennifer
Horton, because I hate her.
--Denise.

Dear GOD,
If You give me a genie like Aladdin, I will give You anything
You want, except my money or my chess set.
--Raphael

Dear GOD,
My brother is a rat !! You should give him a tail. Ha! Ha!
--Danny

Dear GOD,
I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big but not with
so much hair all over.
--Tom

Dear GOD,
You don't have to worry about me. I always look both ways.
--Dean

Dear GOD,
I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions.
--Ruth M.

Dear GOD,
I think about You sometimes even when I'm not praying.
--Elliott

Dear GOD,
Of all the people who work for You I like Noah and David the best.
--Rob

Dear GOD,
My brother told me about being born but it doesn't sound
right. He's just kidding, isn't he?
--Marsha

Dear GOD,
I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible.
-- Love Chris

Dear GOD,
We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday school they
said You did it. So I bet he stole your idea.
--Sincerely, Donna

Dear GOD,
The bad people laughed at Noah- "You made an ark on dry land
you fool." But he was smart, he stuck with You. That's what I would do..
--Eddie

Dear GOD,
I do not think anybody could be a better GOD. Well I just
want You to know but I am not just saying that because You are GOD
already.
--Charles.

Dear GOD,
I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset
You made on Tuesday. That was cool.
--Eugene