One of the best twitter accounts around:
https://twitter.com/FirstWorldPains
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My new pillows are too thick and fluffy.
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My TV is too quiet at 20 but too loud at 25.
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I can't close my wallet.
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My neighbor's WiFi is a secured network, so I can't steal it.
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I have to manually wind back the kitchen clock one hour like some sort of medieval peasant.
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Star Wars Episode 7?
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I went to a Halloween party dressed as a hipster, but everyone thought I was just some hipster too good for wearing a costume.
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My new phone is so thin I can't hold it using my shoulder while I'm talking.
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My roommate really likes Nickelback.
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