[Marc]

One of the best twitter accounts around: https://twitter.com/FirstWorldPains

FirstWorldPains ‏@FirstWorldPains

My new pillows are too thick and fluffy.

FirstWorldPains ‏@FirstWorldPains

My TV is too quiet at 20 but too loud at 25.

FirstWorldPains ‏@FirstWorldPains

I can't close my wallet.

FirstWorldPains ‏@FirstWorldPains

My neighbor's WiFi is a secured network, so I can't steal it.

FirstWorldPains ‏@FirstWorldPains

I have to manually wind back the kitchen clock one hour like some sort of medieval peasant.

FirstWorldPains ‏@FirstWorldPains

Star Wars Episode 7?

FirstWorldPains ‏@FirstWorldPains

I went to a Halloween party dressed as a hipster, but everyone thought I was just some hipster too good for wearing a costume.

FirstWorldPains ‏@FirstWorldPains

My new phone is so thin I can't hold it using my shoulder while I'm talking.

FirstWorldPains ‏@FirstWorldPains

My roommate really likes Nickelback.