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are you bored of the Helen show ? 19.11.12

Sundays show started,
some may think these celebs are boring and rude,
because there is only one subject dominating,
all conversations revolve around food.
Rosemary took control,
but was this was a bad choice,
she told all to mash beans,
while Eric did not like her level of voice.
more friction ahead,
Rosemary said Hugo is stroppy,
while he complemented the beans,
and said they were a delicious copy.
onto Helens trial,
please listen with care,
after completion of the lizard bowl,
we must excuse her swear.
a quick sorry to mum,
onto maggots in a jars,
what has happened to Helen,
she is now standing at 4 stars.
just before the crabs,
with Ant and Dec there was a little tit for tat,
Helen had a panic attach,
and forgot in her hair was a plat.
onto the crabs,
2 more did bring the total to eight,
then the crocodiles,
and lastly with snakes were no debate.
10 out of 12 stars,
made Helen so happy and over the moon,
this was a rush of euphoria,
all endorphin's did balloon.
the whole camp was happy,
there was the occasional grin,
well until Colin read out a challenge,
and all had to team up with a color twin.
Limahl made a observation,
Helen he could not recognize,
hold tight they won a night in the den,
and that's before the figure of speech criticize.
is Hugo spoil t,
Rosemary did not take kind to his dislike,
after 4 days of rice and beans,
his comment was a spike.
bring in Bob,
Helen needed a talk before this trial,
time to pose my lovely,
chest out and a big smile.
it started with typing,
green ants were on the key pad,
no time for photo copying,
not sure if the tea break made her glad.
the stick insect was next,
this she did swallow,
but she failed to catch anything in the lift,
with all that did follow.
5 out of 12 stars,
that was Sundays ending,
i am so bored of Helen now,
this message needs sending.
please viewers,
we have to have variety,
otherwise this is the "helen show",
and to keep watching makes us a sad society.

( hello to everyone on this forum. i must say i am loving this years celeb but i have a feeling if they are not careful it will turn into the HELEN show. i would be bored of this as i want to see the others blossom and face a few fears ? but what do you think ? should we keep voting Helen or like me - are you bored of the Helen show?)