Oh, look it's so nearly Christmas day,
Ammi's still pining because ukturtle is gay,
she wants nothing more than to unwrap him
so will try no doubt to get him drunk on gin,
but alas her plan will come undone,
so instead she'll ask santa to take her up the bum.
It's never too late to be who you once could have been...
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Originally Posted by MTVN
Anyway there's an explanation and I don't really appreciate your tone. It's very aggressive so I'm going to close this, sorry for killing the internet mate