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BB2 Brian Dowling, Helen and Paul, Dean and the rest of the Big Brother 2 housemates from 2001. |
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We are given to understand that the one and only, the awesome, the absolutely stonkingly gorgeous Paul Clarke has a birthday this Friday.
I'd buy him a magic mirror, then he could ask: 'Mirror, mirror on the wall, Have I lost any hair at all?' And the mirror would answer: Fairest of men, whom nature blesses The one who has such perfect tresses You do not need to fret or care You have a blinding head of hair! And: A refrigerated lunch box ![]() to keep his ..................................... coleslaw sandwiches double cool What would you buy him? ![]() |
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