[Jamie.]

The Commandments

1. Thou shall not mock Marcs beautiful ginger hair
2. Thou shall not have an affair with Kate/Glenn (CONGRATS! )
3. Thou shall kill all spam bots including Marcus (I'm only joking M, you know we all love you )
4. Thou shall bitch-slap Ben on every chance possible
5. Thou shall treat Vicky as a Godess with a baby (Baby Jesus)
6. Thou shalt make sexually suggestive comments to Ben at every opportunity.
7. Thou shalt covet Andy's face. <3
8. Thou shalt always resort to picking apart the other person's spelling and/or grammar in the event of losing an argument.
9. Thou shalt mock Dean on a daily basis
10. Thou shalt honour thy Nathan for his word is random.
11. Thou shalt talk about Football in the Big Brother section.
12. Thou shalt slay thy opponent in an argument with fierceness and ferocity
13. Thou shall mock Niamh and hide her potatoes at every opportunity.
14. Thou shall worship the pipe emoticon
15. Thou shall not mock Smithy's dress sense.
16. Thou shall never ask JH95 to make a cup of tea.
17. Thou shall hate on Cheryl Cole at every opportunity.
18. Thou shall remind Niamh how old she is everytime she posts
19. Thou shall spam Josy's wall with pictures of people throwing frisbees

Feel free to add!