[waterhog]

a dog is for Christmas NOT life 25.12.12

i do rebel,
i have a thing with authority,
that's why i am anti R-S-P-C-A,
and accept i am in the minority.
you can not train,
1 day is no length to teach,
most dogs are dense,
comprehension is not in reach.
yes you can have fun,
dance and get drunk,
because you wont remember,
not one bit of the funk.
her legs spread wide,
in you can drive,
you no its the correct spot,
when the howling does arrive.
a trace will be left,
hairs scattered,
they will be your memory,
even if she is not morning flattered.
don't listen to them,
a dog is only for Christmas and not life,
because where ever you collected her,
is the proof she is not a potential wife.

(i have picked up a many of a few dogs in my time - but luckily none have ever tried to bite me. hope you all enjoy this funny poem for xmas.)