[waterhog]

Ding Dong Derek is Dead 26.12.12

i don't think it was deliberate,
never has EastEnders had turmoil,
now we need shot of the TEENS,
put them all with Derek in the soil.
no more of that smirk,
them fat fingers like cigars,
Albert Square won't shift,
when moves the man who eat all the mars.
the clicking will halt,
gangsters paradise is a no more studio,
as pathetic as "Big Brother",
Derek is the same as Coolio.
i am trying to stay positive,
but with EE i am hurt,
is that a bit of sun shinning through,
very interesting is Max's bit of skirt.
she is not the usual criteria,
maybe EE has seen the light that is green,
how i long for a adult story line,
and put a end to all this teen.
George Micheal is a avid fan,
love to no if he is sour or sweet,
i hope my poem is well received,
because the BBC have banned me from the POV forum Suite.