[Jack_]

Well as you know I'm first to criticise if something's crap but this has been executed brilliantly. The only way this could have been improved is if Speidi were immune again as they'll obviously also be up. And if they'd have picked Ryan over Rylan.

I've loved the producer's blatant favouritism, because at last they're doing the right thing and favouring the right people. Even the whole 'pick the dullest housemates' is testament to how they also want the dullest housemates out. Genius. Amazing.

At last things are going to kick off now. Thank you Emma for not letting us down!