[SiMoN!]

It's only Day Two, but the air is already thick with the stench of conspiracy.
Or at least, it is around Ian.


Last night during a midnight chat, Ian made noises that something was probably afoot in Big Brother land.

Something mysterious, something not very nice.

Really, Ian? What could you mean?

And earlier today in the bedroom, while Danielle was unpacking, Ian wondered on the bed: "There has to be a secret room here somewhere."

"Really?" replied Danielle.

"I'm sure there's a twist," he said.

After lunch, suspicion had spread to Jo.

"Everyone's cool. It's too easy. I don't trust it," she said.

"They have to put a cat among the pigeons," agreed Ian.

"They'll bring in a bitch or something," Jo continued. "I think they'll give us three or four days to bond. And then ******* it all up."

Jo, would Big Brother do such a thing?

"Yeah, it is too easy," added Donny. "What's gonna be the shake up? They're plotting something."

Our lips are sealed, Donny.