[AndyJK]

Please, please let's not have a repeat of BB4 where the majority of the contestants are comparable to planks of wood competing for the 'Who Can Sleep The Longest' award. No more qualified chefs, wannabe domestics or dull businessmen this time, thanks. We've had to endure the nice BB last series where contestants have been touchy-feely (without any remote chance of a relationship or a bit of you know what), exchanging pleasantries and entering into dull, nonsensical conversations no one is remotely interested in; reading books, sleeping by the pool and taking turns to do the washing up. Viewers offended by Jade wannabes or the extrovert Lisa types have had their series of BB. We want a much more naughtier, energetic BB this time around.

I'm not suggesting the house-mates should be a mixture of pinup models and page 3 girls jumping in and out of bed with each other. All we ask is that the contestants possess a personality and are interesting, spontaneous, expressive and able to speak their minds. I'd be satisifed if some, if not most, are prone to tantrums, mischief-making and outbursts.

I believe I am speaking for the majority of true BB fans when I ask this.

BB2 meets BB3 will do for me.