[Macie Lightfoot]

Malcolm's a boring frat guy who's vaguely douchey and always laughing at his own jokes despite how unfunny they are (remember that time he called Abi a dementor and some people heralded it as the funniest confessional ever?) and on top of all that he's a self-assured wannabe mastermind who gives himself congratulatory confessionals despite doing absolutely nothing, which I am TOTALLY blaming Russell Hantz for.