[Romantic Old Bird]

How about a good things thread?

Here's one from me to start with:


When You're Having A Bad Day...

When you have an "I hate my job day" - try this: On your way home from work, stop at the chemist and buy a thermometer. It has to be a Johnson and Johnson rectal thermometer. Nothing else will do.

When you get home, lock the door, draw the curtains, and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed during your therapy. Slip into something more comfortable and lie down on your bed.

Remove the wrapping from the thermometer carefully. Place it gently on
your bedside table so that it will not roll off and become chipped or broken. Take out the leaflet that comes with the thermometer and read it.

You will notice that in the small print right at the bottom is a statement which reads:

"Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally
tested."


Now close your eyes and repeat out loud, "I am so glad I do not work for quality control at the Johnson and Johnson Company."


Remember, there is always someone with a worse job than yours...........

Still, let's be positive - they could always double up as a