[Benjamin]

So I go down to the washing machine to collect my black washing to hang it outside. I open the door and the worst horror presents itself to me, everything is covered in white. I checked every pocket, or so I thought, and found nothing, but the one pocket I missed of course had to contain some bloody paper and now has disintegrated and sprawled itself all over my clean laundry. It's so hard to get off and a few choice words left my mouth.