[Legend killer]

Nice thread idea I'm a bit nervous but will give it a go nonetheless

Name: Legend Killer

Age: 19

Height: 5:3 - 5:4 at a push

Occupation: JSA/Income Tax/Housing Allowance

Favourite chat up line: Don't make this rape into a murder

Sell yourself in 50 words or less: When I was a kid. I had a bunk bed, and had just watched some of the Aliens movies. I just discovered masturbating about 3 weeks before this point. So I hung upside-down off the side of the top bunk and tried to suck my own dick, naked. My dad walked in and saw me craning, tongue fully extended, trying to suck my own dick, upside down. He grimaced, and quickly backed out of the room. Not a word of it was ever spoken of again