[waterhog]

does anyone look forward to there birthday ? 00.08.13

i am one step nearer forty,
the cable is well worn,
not feeling at all sporty,
getting worried about my frogs spawn.
yes it was a great morning,
presents by the lorry,
but creeping up is the yawning,
having to say excuse me or sorry.
the joints do ache,
along with the niggle,
help me for gods sake,
don't watch me squirm and wriggle.
once up its easy,
i first need some food,
served to me is eggs and toast that's cheesy,
to put me in the mood.
ducking and diving progresses,
its the daily routine,
so the head has no second guesses,
strictly legal and not obscene.
watch the soaps by alarm,
they are my passion,
by far the best is emmerdale farm,
my love has no ration.
onto big brother,
ch5 can not ever lift,
over is my best lover,
justice to ch4 is a unattainable gift.
thank you family for the joy,
my birthday was a treat,
getting old is this boy,
now online to see if i get a reply that's sweet.





(August is a wonderful month - but every time it arrives - i am 1 year nearer my box ?does anyone on this forum look forward to there birthday ? )