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DIPPY Emma Greenwood has turned into the new Jade Goody after just one week in the house.

Former housemate Jade, 23, had viewers in stitches with her pearls of "wisdom" in series three, including the classic "Is East Angular in Britain?". Now legal administrator Emma, 20, is proving every bit as dozy with some classic howlers.

Here's the pick:

On eviction:

When we get out I want to build Noah's Ark and take in the animals two by two.

On George Orwell's novel 1984:

This book is based on a show called Big Brother which predicts cameras everywhere you go and you're not gonna be a private person

...And on the house:

I've just realised there are cameras everywhere.

On Muslims:

What about Muslim religion, does he forgive people who sinned?!

On religion:

What's repentance?

On Mary Magdalene:

Did God say stone her, did Jesus say stone her?!

On Hitler:

Hitler was into black magic, I think. That's what I was told!

On the death of Hitler:

Do you think he died?!

On cous-cous:

I really like cuckoo

Her knowledge of US politics:

Bush is a cowboy yeehar!

On the Iraq War:

If we didn't go to war we wouldn't have Nike trainers cos America would...

On world poverty:

Why should other people suffer when we are having a lardy dardy time

On English words:

What does a syllable mean?

Where is a residential area?

In the diary room talking to Big Brother:

What does clarify mean?

On the homeless:

They have a private life. Maybe that's why they want to be tramps. They don't want to be watched.


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