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Vincent and Mathew out - is it a fix ITV ? bring in ethel skinner 04.12.13

i am fuming,
infarct boiling over,
Vincent was my winner looming,
i have been knocked down by a safari range rover.
not surprised with Wright,
he was controversy on a plate,
but over the relish he didn't bite,
this i have to congratulate.
a true gent Vincent did prove,
while Mathew did show back bone,
neither deserve a remove,
are the public in the voting zone.
i am fed up of Joey Essex,
its now to boring,
the only was is Sussex,
the south poll would be better scoring.
we could have removed dead wood,
the boredom of tree bark,
but this fix is a cover hood,
ITV are having a lark.
now my hope lies with David and Alfonzo,
but i feel ITV have there winner,
sticking my nose in like Gonzo,
if Joey wins, "i'm celeb " will be a "Ethel Skinner".

( can anyone remember Ethal ? do you think im a celeb is going that way ? or is it all legit and above board and this is what the public want ? )