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#1 – Zee
Previous performance: #11
1st Round: 27 points || 2nd Round: 119 points || Total: 146 points.
Uhh... well, this was definitely unexpected! In the last six months I’ve been The Mole, I’ve taken part in Elimination 8, I’ve lost like so much weight you guys (I don’t think that’s why anyone voted for me, I just wanted to drop it in there), you all know how much I love cats, it’s a bit dangerous like, sometimes I ask questions like ‘how would you castrate a cat?’ but you know that it’s just hypothetical, right guys? Well, I don’t know what else to say... so let’s see what you all said instead! Waaaay. “TiBB BFF”, “did MKS proud with all the promo”, “puts such an effort into his posts”, “had me fooled in the Mole but only because I never expected you to be sneaky...” and “I love him dearly and would honestly allow him to give me an STD.” Challenge accepted. Voters said things like “probably the friendliest member on TiBB”, “creates great games and is an asset to the forum, a nice guy” and “no idea who else to vote for so will vote for you as you take time out to host this thing.” One voter said “even though I find that myself and Zee don’t often agree on things, he always puts effort into his posts and I enjoy reading a counter-argument of his, it’s always good to see what other people think in certain debates and I feel his contributions are always worthwhile and beneficial, and can sometimes make me question my own beliefs which is always a good thing. He’s also a really genuine and funny guy, I can’t help but laugh at the mishap threads he creates (sorry!)”, while others echoed those sentiments about my ridiculous social skills and ability to get into awful situations, with comments such as “Greg is a fantastic member, constantly making the forum smile and laugh with his bad luck and antics, and although Snapchats are rare, when you get one through you know you are going to be in for a treat... how could anybody dislike him? Just an all-round, lovely member!”, “TiBB's own STI. No matter how hard you try he will still come back and infect you all with his hilarious life stories and great humour. God love this crabby little man”, “I always enjoy your forum insights and the stories that you share with us. (plus 5 points for MKS : dazzler: ) One of the few staples of the forum”, “never fails to amuse me with his life stories, which tbh could have come straight out of a novel” and “Zee shares his life with TiBB and that's what makes him brilliant. His good sense of humour puts all the wacky situations he gets himself into and lightens the mood, like watching a cosy sitcom which helps you forget you had the ****tiest day at work or your butt enhancement surgery went wrong or if you murdered a cat two hours ago. Who cares? Greg's had it worse so lets laugh at him hahahhahahahahahhahaha. (ps i love you you're lovely marry me).” I’ll gladly marry you; I’ve got the centre pieces for the tables picked out and invitations ready to print. Members gave reasons such as “witty, intelligent and incredibly funny, your life is like an episode of 'some mothers do ave em' haha! Really enjoy reading your opinions on most things even if we clash, there is never any malice in your responses” and “the obligatory entry. I jest. Zee is incredible. He's hilarious. From his posts on TiBB to his wonderful Snapchats. I still laugh to this day at the night joker smiley was real” for voting for little old me. One voter said “Zeelicious, one of the best male TiBB members I can think of, he's sneaked into my affections gradually, and placed highly on my list this time around. Things I like about Zee include his humour, his ability not to take himself at all seriously, and his genuine caring nature,” while another said “Mandela may be dead, but at least we still have Zee.” Can’t argue with that really, I managed to end the war between cats and cats not giving me hugs by forcing cats to hug me, it really was a long battle but I got there in the end. One voter said “I say this every time in Most Loved but Zee makes me re-think so much on lots of things. I love reading his take on major issues which are always very well presented and thought out,” while another user said “contractual obligations require me to place him here. Small print says 'he's a wonderful little darling'. So yeah.” One user said “what a lovely chap this Zee is! The perfect little Mole. Zee has been a loyal and well known and loved member on TiBB for almost ten years now and has always gone out of his way to help the forum by running this countdown and adding to the discussions and being in games. I feel weird writing this all to you so I'mma stop. Zee had craps but YOLO.” I was going to correct craps to crabs but it made me giggle so I left it in. No comment on the craps having. One voter said they “always like reading his posts/opinions and some make me laugh. Don't speak to him but seems friendly and puts effort in to this site. I know I couldn't run something like this,” and another said “we've been friends ever since the time we went back in time and I almost erased him from existence. They made some films about it, it was qt.” Finally, the last comment in my section and the comment that wraps up this edition of Most Loved is as follows: “the longer I know Zee, the more I like him. He seems to get on with everyone and never takes offence at anything – a trait that’s quite unique on TiBB. Zee is the unluckiest man I’ve ever met. If there’s something going around, he’ll catch it – even if he doesn’t come into contact with it, but he’ll remain cheerful and good-humoured throughout and that makes him even more endearing. He’s clever, kind, funny and incredibly cheeky, swooping in and nicking people’s rightful points in Only Connect… a misdemeanour for which I may forgive him one day.” I’m just the worst, I’m like the cuckoo jumping into someone else’s nest. Thank you to everyone who voted for me, thank you to everyone who voted at all in Round 1 or Round 2, thank you to everyone who participated and I look forward to running countdown #10 in the summer! Good night!