[Romantic Old Bird]

Zoot alors, Kaz, this Paul Clarke, he is a veritable love machine is he not?

As you know, my avator was taken when I allowed the IPS to take a well earned breather during the first Hadley Wood offensive.

I thought at the time I might have taken one too many liberties with even such a fine young specimen as he undoubtedly is.

Oh, how wrong was I? He perked up nicely for Basildon, and in between he's managed to keep Helen feeling loved, cherished and ecstatically happy, been to work, spent weekends in Paris, AND, we are now given to understand, posed for naked photo shoots for you!!!

I say again, what a guy!

Just as well that Floss and Bunty are two ladies more dedicated to flower arranging and swelling the dwindling coffers of the Reading WI, than to making further demands on this indominatable young Adonis. I mean, the sight of PC exercising at the gym would be too much for any of us to cope with.

Hang on, what do you mean Bunty has waxed her top lip and bought a new pleated skirt from Marks's?

What do you mean Floss has changed her surgical pink support tights and corsets for fishnet stockings and a red and black basque?

I'm beginning to be very suspicious about these two.

I'm sure the vicar would not approve.

In the meantime though, we have to trust them I suppose. Keep those questions coming!