Another Zee classic:
Last night we went out for a family dinner with family friends; my dad's been friends with the dad of the other family for years and I'm friends with their daughter. We went back to their new house to see it after dinner and we started playing Articulate in teams and on our team's very first go the description began with "he isn't real" and I shouted "God!" and then immediately wanted to shrivel up and disappear because the parents are both really religious and they were at Christmas mass and had just been speaking about it, omfg why am I such a moron I wanted to die