[Stu]

It's that time of the year. The big show gets it's own thread.

Merzedes-Benz Superdome, New Orleans Louisiana, April 6th 2014



wwe world heavyweight championship match
'Big' Dave Batista Vs. 'Still' Randy Orton Vs. ?

streak vs. sable's fella
Undertaker Vs. 'The Beast Incarnate' Brock Lesnar

grudge match
'The Man' John Cena Vs. Bray 'True Blood Rulz' Wyatt

winner joins main event title match to make it a super duper three way dance!
'The People's Choice' Daniel Bryan Vs. Gravediggin' Hunter Hearst Helmsley
winner joins main event title match to make it a super duper three way dance!

we blew our shield/wyatt load so this is what they're left with now
The Shield Vs. Kane & The New Age Outlaws

loads of people wrestle in an
Andre The Giant Invitational Battle Royal

'will it be on the pre show?' tag title match
The Usos Vs. Los Matadores Vs. RyBaxle [?] Vs. The Real Americans

put your hands under the bedsheets, gents, it's a
Vickie Guerrero Divas Invitational


ALSO FEATURING!

Menial skit involving I.R.S, Dusty Rhodes and Sgt. Slaughter!

An in depth tutorial on how to use the WWE Network!

A fan revolt OR the beginning of the inevitable Daniel Bryan backlash!

Reallllly confused commentary!

3MB!

Yellow font!

Much, much more!

Youtube video

That's your card for the big night! And that's the curtain jerk post. Backstory, meaningless stats, made up newz, and my useless opinion to follow.