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Best Soap award - travesty or gravity ? 26.05.14

i will give a run down
no hold back or any lies
rightly so is the best episode crown
because days after Hayleys departure were my cries.
more positive is the flood
the second award is for spectacular seen
on the "farm" there is no mud
that's why i praise Emmerdale for being evergreen.
the 3rd award is a stunner
i would argue to alter
"Maddie Hill" got best new comer
i just don't get "Mick" family or daughter.
the 4th award is criminal
it went through me like a curry
so my protest may be minimal
but the winner should have been "Cameron Murry".
is the next award a ban
sexist female is controversy
Michelle Keegan have you read my poem on fake tan
we are going to end in matrimony.
comedy is the next praise
but the result made me grieve
i have proposed to Kerry (Laura) with no erase
so disappointed with the success of unfunny Steve.
now a dramatic scene
such talent is rare
well done Roy Cropper yet more green
so much praise is pure care.
the best young actor
i can only think of smokes
not into this is my factor
never seen never will Hollyoakes.
a break from awards
outstanding achievement is the birth
our "Gail" so deserves these applauds
well done "Helen Worth".
sexist male was a stopper
yer i am playing a game
i am no teenie bopper
Hollyoakes does bring this shame.
a little bit of magic
this will go down in history
Roy and Hayley were beautiful but tragic
they so deserve best on screen chemistry.
still feeling fine
this award is not scaly
well deserved is the best story-line
because beautifully acted was Hayley.
a little interruption
outstanding achievement is the shine
but Eastenders has so much corruption
i will not thank Caroline.
now top of the scale
no faults and nothing less
well done Hayley for best female
accurate with no guess.
now a bit of cream
this is no game or toy
absolutely outstanding and supreme
best male actor is rightly Roy.
best soap is a travesty
i totally object and raise the alarm
there is no sense of gravity
and proved by the lack of award to Emmerdale Farm.


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