[Kristen]

Fly-on-the-wall show Katie & Peter aired for the first time on America’s E! Channel at the weekend.

And Yank audiences are giving Jordan, real name Katie Price, a kicking, describing her as an Oompa-Loompa with breasts. My talented artists have imagined how an Oompa-Jordan might look, above.

And, as if comparing the busty model to a tiny worker from Charlie And The Chocolate Factory wasn’t hurtful enough, Peter gets written off as her tubby hubby.

Confused US viewers have also been switching off in droves because they can’t understand Jordan’s accent. Katie Lynn, from Beverly Hills, said: “Katie looks like an Oompa Loompa with tits.

“And I can’t understand a thing Katie says. Her tubby hubby is almost as bad.

“I’m still watching — but I’ve put it on mute.

“We have enough trashy people in America. Did you have to go to another country to find losers?”

Mel, from LA, added: “I can’t understand a word they are saying.

“This show is weird.”

It’s not the best news for Peter and Jordan. The couple have made a big effort to promote the show in America.

The Sun