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From The Sun

THE toyboy lover of Big Brother horror Jade Goody has been barred from his local pub — for trying to URINATE in the pool table.

Idiot Jack Tweed, 19, outraged regulars when he whipped out his manhood and put it in one of the table’s pockets.

When bar staff spotted him as he went to the corner and allegedly peed on the carpet of the Kings Inn, Ongar, Essex.

As the furious landlady frogmarched him out, arrogant Tweed yelled: “I can afford to buy this ********** pub.” Last night a customer said: “His behaviour was disgusting. I don’t know what Jade sees in him, especially after seeing his tinkle.”

Landlady Anne Wright, 51, said: “Jack tried to urinate in the pocket of the pool table, then went in the corner. He and his friends are barred.”

Later Tweed denied ever going to the pub.

But under fierce questioning from Jade, he then tried to claim he could not get his willy on to the pool table.

Jade, 25, said: “I just think it’s pathetic.”