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BIZARRE BIG BROTHER CREATION Latest housemate is a model transsexual




TRANSSEXUAL Nadia squirmed with embarrassment as the housemates unveiled the latest addition to the group Maureen the plaster-cast.

The creation, with female breasts and long hair, stood proudly in the living room.

But it was the addition of a willy which made Portuguese Nadia exclaim, 'Oh my God!' before reaching for the nearest cigarette.

She said: 'It looks obscene, it looks dirty', while the other housemates, who were still unaware of Nadia's sex change secret, tried to talk her round.

Looking uncomfortable about comments such as 'chicks with d***s' from the others, Nadia eventually abandoned her cause.

She retreated to the garden for the solace of another cigarette.

Maureen was created as part of Monday night's task, which asked the group to make their ideal housemate out of plaster gauze, comprising a combination of the best body parts of the housemates.

Choices included Michelle's face, Jason's bum, Nadia's boobs and Dan's ears.

As the night wore on, Motherwell muscleman Jason decided the statue needed an extra appendage.

The housemates needed some persuasion and, after Victor suggested using his manhood to model it on,Jason suggested using one of the sex toys used as decoration on the wall.

Marco minced off to the wall and obligingly plucked off one of the green phallus-shaped decorations as the housemates, wearing white aprons, finished their masterpiece.

Amid much laughter, Jason grabbed the fake willy and covered it with Vaseline, cling film and then plaster.

As he painstakingly created the fake penis, Dan said it was, 'very realistic, a little too realistic'.

Yesterday morning, the housemates added some final touches, painting a black bra and stockings on Maureen, along with long red hair.

She was later covered with a towel after Big Brother deemed the statue was inappropriately dressed


Daily Record
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Maybe all of them know, but don't dare ask her?