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SMUTTY Big Brother contestants finally hit rock bottom yesterday — by stripping off to model for a crude statue with a big willy.

Vain Jason made the biggest arse of himself, letting gay hairdresser Dan plaster his BUM.

Jason peeled off his pants so slippery Dan could first oil his backside, then wrap it in clingfilm to make a plaster-cast.

The randy bodybuilder then got aroused as he cavorted with Vanessa and jumped on her in the bedroom.

Transsexual Nadia also had her BOOBS coated in plaster as ogling Victor chanted: “Get your t**s out for the lads.”

The childish gang gave the statue a huge willy — not modelled on anyone.

The mucky mob were challenged to design an ideal housemate from their best bits.

Nadia yelled: “Oh my God! It looks obscene, it looks dirty. It should be art.”

The dummy — named Maureen — featured Nadia’s boobs, Jason’s bottom, Vanessa’s arms, Michelle’s face, Dan’s ears, Shell’s legs and Stuart’s six pack.


Victor cockily refused to offer a body part. But the desperate housemate did try to get everyone to clean up in a group shower. No one was keen.

Furious show bosses slammed the statue as “inappropriately dressed” after the group painted on a bra, knickers and suspenders — but left its willy hanging out.

However BB said it was OK to keep the model in the house if it was dressed.

Victor responded: “It’s ’cos of the willy, innit?”

Vanessa draped a towel over the offending area. She then had to fend off another lewd model dressed only in a towel — Jason in the bedroom.

The blonde South African, 27, branded him a “dirty rascal” and denied him a snog. The Scot, 30, bragged: “You’re impressed now you’ve seen a fat willy."

Hothead Jason was yesterday revealed as a big brawler. The trainee air steward, of Stockport, Greater Manchester, was arrested over a drunken punch-up at a Glasgow party days after his BB audition.

Channel 4 said Jason stayed within Big Brother rules on a technicality after he was reported for breach of the peace. Police dropped the case last week.

Jason threatened to kill Marco during last week’s row in the BB house.

There was more ill-feeling in the house yesterday as sombre Nadia snapped at Marco when he asked if she was OK.

The 27-year-old told him asylum seeker Ahmed joked about her sex swap op.

Nadia is thought to have confided in pals Marco and Michelle about being a transsexual.

The Sun News