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After a break, Emma is stood back outside the house on her presenting podium.

Emma: Yes, welcome back to Big Brother 2015! Now, you’ve seen the house, and now it’s time to meet the people who’ll be living in it for the next two and a half months. Exciting, isn’t it? So, without any further ado, let’s meet housemate number one…

The camera focuses on the screen outside the house as the VT of housemate number one, CAITLYN, begins.



Caitlyn: Hiya! I’m Caitlyn, I’m 27, my voice is as loud as my hair and I’m from Wrexham in Wales. My main love in life is to help people, I’m very sociable, you see. I work with little kids as a teaching assistant, and it’s the best job in the world. Best job there could be. Seeing other people happy makes me happy, and so that’s why I’m hoping that I’ll be going into a quite harmonious house. That being said, I’m quite good at getting my side of the story across – mostly because I’m really loud, you see, and as a result people very often disagree with me. You know, I’m easy to get along with, I’m up for a laugh, I might get on everyone’s nerves but at the end of the day, that’s just me and I’m not going to change who I am just to win. This is me, Caitlyn Howell, and this is the same person you’ll be seeing all the way through for however long I’m in that house. Which, since I’ll probably eat all the food in the fridge, might not be all that long. Oops.

A black limousine pulls up to the driveway. The door opens and Caitlyn emerges.

Emma: Ladies and gentlemen, it’s Caitlyn!

Caitlyn walks through the crowd to cheers and up the staircase as Emma reads out statements about her. She then enters through the main doors and walks down the flight of stairs inside.

Caitlyn: Well, this is something, isn’t it? It’s lush…

Caitlyn enters the main house with a gasp, and begins to walk around. After saying ‘hello?’ several times, she plumps herself down on the sofa with a glass of bubbly, kicking her shoes off.

Caitlyn: Home, sweet home!

The camera cuts back to the exterior studio where Emma is on her presenting podium.

Emma: So, that’s one in, and I think it’s time for another. How about we bring a bit of class to proceedings with housemate number two?

The VT of the second entrant, EDWIN, begins.



Edwin: Hello, I’m Edwin, and as you can probably tell by the way I speak, I come off as quite posh. I wouldn’t say that myself, I’d personally call myself well-spoken, but I don’t take ‘posh’ as an insult. Anyway, I’m 22 years old, and I’ve recently finished my studies at Cambridge University, which was just a marvellous life experience for me. It’s the sort of thing that you can’t take for granted. I was very lucky. Unlike most of the people I’m sure I’ll be living with, I’m used to being away from my friends and my family for long periods of time. After all, I attended a private boarding school for a large majority of my childhood and teenage years, and yes, I would like to represent private school students on Big Brother. I’d love to show that just because I’m perceived as posh, it doesn’t mean that I think overly highly of myself, although I’m sure many would think that. I’m just willing to have a good old time, and if there’s a nice bit of leg in there, that’ll be a bonus, ha ha.

Edwin walks out of the limousine and through the crowd to a mixed reception, before entering through the main doors.

Edwin: This is frightfully small… is this it? Oh, wait, there’s a door here… do I push or pull? Goodness gra… oh, here we go…

Edwin enters the main house to see Caitlyn slouched on the sofa.

Edwin: Oh, hello… are you okay?

Caitlyn sits up.

Caitlyn: Yes, sorry, sorry, I’m tired already! Lush in here, ain’t it? I’m Caitlyn, love.

Edwin stands, looking bemused as Caitlyn runs up to him and kisses him on both cheeks.

Edwin: …Edwin, hello.

Caitlyn: What a funny name, ha ha. I’m kidding, love, I’m kidding. Have a drink.

We go back to Emma, standing on her presenting podium.

Emma: So, we’ve got Welsh dragon Caitlyn and posh totty Edwin in the mix. Shall we have a threesome?

The third housemate in is LAURA. Her VT begins on the big screen.



Laura: Hey, everyone, my name’s Laura Dwyer and I’m 19, and I’m a student from Grays in Essex! You can probably see that I come from a mixed heritage – my dad’s English, he’s from up the road in Basildon, and my mum’s originally from Sri Lanka, so I’ve got lots of different blood in me. Wait, that sounds so wrong! Anyway, I’m a big character, I love to have a good time with my mates and do all kinds of crazy s**t with them, I’m generally just a fun-loving girl. A lot of people would be surprised that I’m studying medicine, though, because I look a bit ditzy and stuff, but I still know my way around a stethoscope, don’t let the dyed blonde hair fool you! In the house, I’d like to think that I’d get along with everyone, and if not, f**ck ‘em, that’s the way I think about it! My worst trait is probably that I can gossip quite a bit. I swear quite a bit, too. Oh, and my burping. I guess I’m a bit of a tomboy in that sense. And I won’t be holding any of that stuff back in the house, trust me!

The limousine opens and Laura walks through the crowd to a reaction of mostly cheers. She then walks up the staircase to the sound of Emma’s voice and enters through the doors, before walking down the stairs and pulling her tight dress down.

Laura: Right, let’s do this s**t…

Laura pushes the door open.

Laura: Hiya! Oh my god, I love your outfit! S**t, it’s great in here, isn’t it?

Caitlyn: It’s lush!

Edwin remains sitting on the sofa with his glass of champagne. He waves to Laura. We then return to Emma.

Emma: More housemates will be heading through those doors right after this…