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I’ve waited a week to see if they put anyone else in, so here goes, the HM's according to my twisted mind.

Audley......Nice guy looking to be the Alpha male and will do well if he can keep his inner demons in tact. His worst chance of losing will be his inability to accept critic and remain PC till the end.

Claire.......She is trying too hard to be liked and is an inconsequential member of the cast. She provides nothing and will go midway through when there is no use for her any more. Her only chance to survive is to hang onto the coat tails of Dee or Edele.

David......One of life’s dicks and so far up his own rectum he can smell his own breath. The word megalomaniac springs to mind and he needs a personality transplant.

Dee......A natural leader but has a sharp seeming brain under the bonnet. She has started favourite but she will fall out of grace towards the end as her main asset seems to be problem solver and mother hen skills, that will diminish the longer she is there, she cant and wont win. She is this years Ashleigh in terms of support but with the wrong crowd on the end of the phone.

Edele.......Cant weigh her up apart from the fact that she is boring and an also ran.

Frenchy....A seasoned reality show campaigner that knows what the public want and she isn’t afraid to deliver it in bucketfuls. I cant see her winning but she will prove to be a pain in the arse for all the other HM's as long as she is there but will fall from grace when the serious votes come in. She could walk but until she does, buckle up and enjoy the ride.

Gary......As mad as a hatter and twice as reliable but he is serious in everything he does and knows how to have fun even if it does not look like it. He is sharper than people imagine and for a 70 yr old with multiple medical issues, he will be there as long as his health lets him stay. If he reaches the final day, he could win but I am predicting 2nd or 3rd. Love him to bits and cant stop watching his antics.

George.......He has it won for me and he can only lose it if he aligns himself to one of the house dickheads. I am frightful that he might run out of jokes or antics before the final but I am pretty sure he will bring home the bacon. He possesses some really funny habits and has the vote of all the middle ground voters.

James.......Total self absorbed dick who needs a reality check. He thinks he is a star and the bee's knees but in reality, he is a lost little boy with zero personality. Poor Olga.

Lauren....She is a dark horse and if she stays away from Ricci and aligns herself to George, he will drag her into the final but alas, I feel her biggest enemy is her friendship with the girly girls in the house. If she gets pissed and does a Bianca, she might get some more votes but she needs George to get to the finals.

Leslie......Probably the most ignorant and nasty little **** that has ever graced our screens. He is TV gold but as a person he is disgusting. Every gay man in England must be praying for his rapid exit. He does to homosexuality that Jimmy Saville did to babysitting. He will go the minute he is up if he isn’t up with David or Kellie.

Ricci.......Cut from the same mould as David and boring as hell, not worth commenting on.

Stephanie......Probably the best game player in the house and will radar dive to the final but her skills are limited to deceit and **** stirring. She might make the finals but wont win.

Kellie......This is Frank Baloney in a dress and a bad wig and he will walk if he does not get oiked soon. He is totally false and is trying to pull off the biggest scam in TV history. The problem is that he cant pull it off and the minute he is up against a stronger person or persons on eviction night, he will walk out the back door. He isn’t clever enough to pull this scam off and if he indeed has a gender identity crisis, (5% possible) he seriously needs a trip to someone’s couch because he is an accident waiting to happen as soon as he finds out the public hate him. He has only been in there 1 week and already he has made so many mistakes, he makes Attila the Hun look like mother Theresa.

Winner comes from George, Gary or maybe Audley. inc in the final will be Dee and either Stephanie or Lauren.

Best bets out there are Kellie to walk, George to win, someone to hit someone in anger, someone to be forcibly evicted due to a rule break and Lauren to reach the finals.