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The flirtation between Dan and Jason turned sour last night when Jason admitted that he had embroidered the truth about his sexuality, and that, in reality, he was "As bisexual as Ahmed." So not very bisexual at all, then.

This was news to Dan who has enjoyed a rather physical relationship with the musclebound hunk that reached it's peak when Jason covered his buttocks with chocolate spread and got Dan to lick it off.

Even the most sexually naive person might correctly interpret this as a come on, and Dan later described Jason to Vanessa as "A walking *******".

Dan and Jason had spent a pleasant morning sharing breakfast in the kitchen, looking like Morecambe and Wise in His and His dressing gowns.

The banter had been innuendo-laden as usual. Jason offered to "Give Dan one." But to Dan's disappointment he was talking about a secret stash of flapjack.

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"Don't say I'm not good to you," said Jason, teasingly handing Dan a sticky slice.

But after Jay's revelation that his claims about bisexuality had been "Part of a character he wanted to play in the House", relations became decidedly frosty.

"I've lost respect for you," a disappointed Dan told Jason.

Jason was unrepentant when he explained what had happened to Victor. "He seemed to think I was false, that I was just acting that way to get him as a friend," Jay said. "I'm just having a laugh."

However, when Jay recalled his "Best moments" in the House with Victor, an awful lot of them seemed to involve his derriere and Dan.

But Vanessa's out of the picture and there's still five long weeks left in the House. Sexually starved Jason might be sucking up to Dan - straight or not.

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