[Shaun]

TiBB ADVENTURE!!!!

Who do you meet?

1

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Person A:
Person B:

2

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3

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4

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5

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7

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What do you do together?

A

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You go for a couple of games of bowling. Person B is super-competitive and throws a couple of tantrums whenever they get a gutter-ball, but Person A is much more laidback. Afterwards, you all get a hot dog and you have to save Person A from choking, with the Heimlich manouevre. You make the local news as a hero.

B

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You meet in a dream. Person A is wearing suspenders and a corset, whilst Person B is screaming Hitler speeches at you in German. You wake, sweaty... and erect.

C

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You're all at the same beach. Person A asks to borrow some of your suncream, and you refuse, so they set Person B on you. Person B punches you and gives you a few chinese burns until you stop being selfish, but it's fine, because Person A then goes and gets stung by a jellyfish. You catch the bus home chuckling over a photo you took of their stings.

D

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You arranged to meet at the X Factor Final at Wembley. Person A is supporting Fleur East, and so are you, but Person B secretly wants Stereo Kicks to win. Person A screams hysterically when it's revealed that Andrea Faustini's duet partner is none other than Shirley Bassey.

As you depart after Andrea is crowned the winner, Person B is mugged and you have to pay for their train ticket home.

E

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You are all rivals at Crufts. Person A's prize shih-tzu has taken a dump in your kennel, and you are furious. You campaign to get them disqualified, to no avail. Person B wins the blue rosette in your category - the dalmatians. You come home and place them both on ignore.

F

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Threesome. It was a threesome. Person B came first.

G

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At a support group to try and get over an addiction to GIFs, Person A speaks up and confesses they've saved 240+ different Britney Spears reaction gifs. Person B laughs at them and says they have 409. You sort-of pity them both.

What is "your song", after you meet?

RED

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ORANGE

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YELLOW

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GREEN

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BLUE

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VIOLET

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INDIGO

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