[coco the clown]

Vicki was an actress in a show called allo allo
So of course into the jungle she decided to go
She's been a non stop riot, always lots of fun
Can anybody tell me exactly what she's done?
She sits upon the logs and gives a beaming smile
When Ant & Dec say she hasn't got the trial
When she first acted she wanted to be a star
I'm sure her agent and her fans told her she'd go far
Sadly this meant Australia and a reality show
Not Allo allo but please please just go!!!

No thanks I don't wish to be in her fan club lol!