[waterhog]

love Jimmy ? i don't think so sunny Jim ? bring in the penguin 30.11.14

yesterday would have been marriage
i would have given the ring
waiting at Heathrow in a carriage
my sacrifice would be when Jimmy does sing.
i thought he was genuine
little did i no what was in the pipe
this is no John Lewis and that penguin
Jimmy is now getting a swipe.
totally uncalled
it was boarding on aggression
up until now Jimmy had me fooled
now i have self inflicted depression.
i will take into consideration
we all have a side that is sinister
there is no need for any restoration
Jimmy side stuck in me like a blister.
is this to brutal
do i need a bit of "Dot Cotton"
Jimmy is happy go lucky fruitful
for me to "judge" on a "row" is rotten.
i want your views
rhyming will be top grade
are you happy with"Jimmy" or got the "blues"
reply with a rhyme and make sure you call a "spade" a "spade".

( hi folks reading this. before i start i want to show you the penguin i refer to above https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iccscUFY860 . now i am looking for anyone prepared to defend Jimmy. is there anyone who can justify his row with Jake ? or for once does everyone agree with me ? reply's to this post have to rhyme. if you wanted to by me a penguin for xmas you can here http://www.johnlewis.com/ or alternatively you can just write me a xmas poem and i will be under your tree on the 25. )