[waterhog]

£10 to see my Big Ben is cheap ? ( 18 age rating poem to wish every forum user a happy new year) 31.12.14

there is a hurry
i have been out sold
looking forward to my snow flurry
staying up long after midnight i will hold.
can not believe my supporters
some are coming from abroad
going to be photographed by thousands of reporters
i so hope to deliver and get a applaud.
the drinks will flow
against my party maybe a "noise campaign"
that won't take away any glow
i predict we will open millions of bottles of champagne.
a few fisty cuffs
from the young and who can not consume
the emergency services will be busy with no bluffs
desperate people in need will fill the police and A&E room.
at 1220am it will flop
silence will be bliss
and if tonight your cherry did pop
blow "Big Ben" a hidden kiss.
was i value for my ticket
or am i a low life creep
you just paid "10 to see my "fallen wicket"
that is why seeing my "Big Ben" is cheap.

( that is it - no more poetry from me this year, and this is a promise. may i take this opportunity to wish everyone who reads my garbage a happy new year. just for once - reply's to this thread to not have to rhyme. )