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Kav..boring to an extreme, he's like your quiet uncle who cant even get going after a couple of drinks..usually the designated driver, no hoper.

callum best..big callum, a ladies man. as wet as his dads liver though.

kieth cheggers chegwin..what a disappointment is he the missing chuckle brother or some garden gnome who met a wishmaker at a fairground it's hard to tell which.

perez Hilton..three cheers for perez, head of a midget and madder than a box of frogs.unpredictable, unhinged yet totally enthralling to watch surely top three.

patsy kensit..ditsy, confusing but very pleasing to the eye, my favourite to win.

nadia..another terrific housemate who will not bend to please anyone in the house..she will bend as not to upset anyone in the house which is good..another hm who is easy to watch and helps the show flow.

cami le, had so much hope for her at the beginning but has now become shallow and boring and is yearning for some show romance, it wont happen love.

Alicia..bullied and down trodden by stronger houisemates, just as wsell really because without that we would have had nothing.

kate h..horrid, good to watch..she doent take well to compliments, not surprised casuse I cant see many forthcoming from anywhere, shape of mr burns and I'm sure I've seen her top half sticking out rory mcilroys goldf bag at some point..nasty woman.

Michelle..is she a lesbian? is she straight? face like that she needs to be bi sexual to double her chances to zero..takers it upon herself to champion transgenders etc, moans if gay people make tits of themselves, yawn..not all gays rtepresent gays woman.


Kate price...**** OFF AND TALK ABOUT YOURSELF SOMEWHERE ELSE.