[waterhog]

my Valentine gift to wooooooo a lady forum member (spoof) 12.02.15

this is going to be blunt
desperation is very inflicting
this is not all about poking the "Jeremy Hunt"
please note this phrase is 18 age encrypting.
i can do romantic
lady's get ready to drop
my gesture really is gigantic
Saturday will be like the first time your cherry did pop.
will i deliver chocolate and dinner
are any lady's closer to my hook
i really feel this could be my winner
can i just state "only apply if you can cook".
everyone likes to be clean
so don't try and remove this line with a rubber
in your suspenders me and my whip will be obscene
not just in reality but in fantasy i love a scrubber.
you can chocolate smother
yes it gets my tick
you are on the right path to being my lover
if i put it down below will you lick.
please don't forget the roses
i might even ware black kinky tights
it reminds me of the "Crossing of the Red Sea" and Moses
you will tingle more then all the Israelite's.
we need a bit of booze
so romance can blossom
let me just have 30 mins for a snooze
then i will taste better then a purple passion fruit Possum.
if you can see gold
and i did not make you cry
then together me and you can grow old
so put your thinking cap on and i await a poem application reply.

(http://www.localharvest.org/possum-p...n-fruit-C15912 - if you are the unlucky one - you will get a poem reply back on here in which i name and select you as my fun pretend fantasy Valentine. this thread is a spoof.i have a perfect girl friend who i meet every night from calling the phone number in my local phone box and we are perfectly happy together. )