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Don\'t Be De-Feet-Ist
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Carole's decision to ration out the bog roll has upset Chanelle. The wannabe WAG visited the Diary Room to explain the situation to Big Brother.
"I'm finding this whole situation very unhygienic. Disgusting, actually," she moaned.
"We've got hardly any toilet paper and Carole's got a really really bad cough, with germs. She's touching everyone's toilet paper with her hands, and not washing them."
The 19-year-old looked appalled as she continued to rant: "And then, putting the toilet paper on the table where people put their feet! And we're gonna have to use that toilet paper. And if someone's got something disgusting on their feet, like impetigo, then we'll get it..." she cringed, "... everywhere else!"
"Chanelle," Big Brother asked, sounding confused, "why do you believe that a lack of toilet paper will do that?"
"Not lack of toilet paper," Chanelle sighed, "it's the toilet paper that we have got being on such disgusting filthy surfaces... it makes me feel a bit sick."
But Big Brother remained unsympathetic. "Big Brother reminds housemates that it is up to housemates to ration themselves with the items they've been provided with."
Sounds like you'd better start getting people to wash their feet then, Chanelle!
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