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Dan is the man ... Shell reckons the gay hairdresser's a cut above


THE girls have been trying to size up who is the Biggest Brother — in the trouser department.
They think hairdresser Dan is head and shoulders above the rest — with Ahmed tiniest.


The saucy talk was sparked when Michelle grabbed a phallic wall decoration and said: “I’d say maybe five inches.”

Nadia cackled: “Oh, we need more than that.”


Michelle then asked: “Are we gonna talk about willies?” Nadia added: “Dan is the biggest.”

Shell agreed and Nadia continued: “But Jason, you’ve noticed when he’s trotting around.”


Michelle added: “Then do we think Jason after Dan?” Becki nodded and asked: “Who’s next?”

Michelle failed to mention Stu, instead naming “Big Victor” — and the girls didn’t even want to think about Ahmed’s.

Victor briefly agreed to show them his, then backed down, saying: “You’re not missing out on anything.”


The Sun