[Shaun]

Idea (like many others) inspired by the breathtaking Rose McGowan

There're loads of those shuffle playlists things that're supposed to be like the soundtrack to your life, or a movie based on it, or your death scene song, etc... but this one is for more mundane and realistic situations.

Simply put iTunes or Spotify or whatever it is you use on 'shuffle' and use the first song that comes up for the first situation in the below list (and 2nd for 2nd item, etc):

Stubbing your toe on the stairs:
Walking through the toiletries aisle of Tesco in search of dental floss:
Asking the bus driver how much it costs for a return to the train station:
Taking two paracetamol with a glass of water:
Wiping the sleep out of your eyes:
Waiting for your bath to run:
Answering the door to a charity collector from UNICEF:
Trying to fry some sausages without them splashing on you:
Opening the mail and getting a papercut!!!!!!!!:
For some reason, clicking on GypsyGoth's wall:
Searching for the TV remote:
Seeing your neighbour across the road and not being sure whether to say hello:
Having an occasional thought about Niamh during the day: