[Rhyl Cream]

Aaron, pretty boy, devoid of talent
Adjoa, minger, ditto.
Amy/Sally, braindead
Chloe, fake chav
Cristian, faux ghetto bway, Trustafarian
Danny, TOWIE reject
Eileen, old slapper
Harriet, UKIP fodder
Jack, clod
Jade, poor tactician, pretends to "put out" but won't.
Joel, Tory boy, Luke Marsden duplicate
Kieran, token ethnic DJ
Nick, butler? millionaire? Floppy haired Sebastian Flyte wannabe
Sarah, nice jugs
Simon, one needed more than repeatedly shouting "Showbiz!"
First night eviction used before. Doubt I will watch any more as with last several years.