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From The Sun

TV bosses have banned busty Nicky’s treasured gold bra from the Big Brother house.

It was the strangest item, along with “two lacy bras” belonging to raver Tracey, confiscated from the housemates before they entered the house.

A Channel 4 spokeswoman seemed bemused by the ban. She told us“Perhaps the bras haven’t been allowed in as they may have conspicuous logos. I’ll have to check.”

Goodness knows what Carole had in mind when she tried to sneak in fake blood – maybe a Satanic ritual was planned?

She obviously also had travel on her mind as she tried to go in with her railcard – perhaps she wanted to sneak off to the nearest station for a day trip!

She also must have flipped when BB killjoys wouldn’t let her take her picture of a dolphin with her.

For some reason Laura wanted to take her umbrella in with her but was not allowed – did she think the BB house roof leaked?

Twins Amanda and Sam are surely missing their matching pink whistles and how can Seany exist without cod liver oil, moisturiser, shell suit and sweat bands?

And will Gerry survive without his shoe polish, juicer and sea shells?

And was Ziggy expecting a chilly summer before BB barred him from taking in his scarf, leather jacket and long black coat.

For the full list of confiiscated items visit www.channel4.com/big brother