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From The DS

THIS is the view from Chanelle's sexy behind.

The 19-year-old has been showing off her shapely rear a lot in the house.

And it is not only her who is flashing the flesh.

Ex lapdancer Charley, 21, has also made a real ass of herself.

But the only housemate to hit a bum note is Carole, 53.

The political protestor has been the butt of many jokes in the house, and no wonder.

To find out what those rears really say about their personalities – and chances of winning – we called in Britain’s only bottom reader, Rumpologist Sam Amos, to reveal all...

Chanelle: Sam says: “Chanelle doesn’t find life in general easy. She worries too much. This is shown by the tension in her upper left cheek.

"She’s really fallen for Ziggy and I feel this is going to be a very strong relationship when they get outside the Big Brother house.

“I can tell by the curviness of her lower right cheek that the Posh lookalike worries about her mum – and especially her dad, whose health hasn’t been too good of late.

“I don’t feel Chanelle is going to win Big Brother. The lines on the lower right of her right cheek do not spell success.”

Charley: Sam says: “The shape of Charley’s bum – rounded but firm – shows she will cause chaos in the house. Look at the shape of the upper left cheek.

“The wannabe It Girl will be abrupt and argumentative and it will cause problems for Big Brother – and her housemates.

“The shape of her lower left cheek tells me she has a chip on her shoulder and I feel this came from a family split.

“She is also a very negative lady and really doesn’t like men.”

Nicky: Sam says: “Nicky’s tiny white bikini shows that, although she may have hit rock bottom now, she will put most of her problems behind her.”

Gerry: Sam says: “Gerry is trying his best to keep balance and peace in the house. Look at the muscled shape of his bottom – he’s full of nervous energy.

"Gerry will have a relationship and will have fun, but will also play everyone against everyone – he has a secret game plan, shown by his lower right cheek.

"The shape is slightly different to the left cheek.

“Gerry won’t win Big Brother, but he may be in the final three, judging by the symmetrical shape of his right cheek.”

Sam: Sam says: “I feel the stronger twin is Sam, as shown by her firmer lower left cheek. I think Sam and Amanda are very close, shown by the similar shapes of their bottoms. I don’t feel Sam is good with money – see the lines on her far left cheek.

“Sam will be the lucky one of the twins in this show and her right cheek tells me she will be the fifth to leave.

“Sam had a weight problem a couple of years ago and still has to be careful – look at her over-fleshy upper right cheek.”

Amanda: Sam says: “I feel Amanda will try to hit on every guy that’s available. The future of romance is often shown in the lower right cheek.

"She will show her true colours in the next 48 hours, shown by the strong lines in the middle of the right cheek.

“Amanda is the naive twin. You can tell by her far left cheek which is tense showing she’s not been lucky in love.”