[Kai Anders]

*NOTE - THIS IS A P*** TAKE!*

After witnessing the mess that was this '4 in 4 out' episode tonight and with rumours of the show getting the chop, I thought it'd be right to assume this would be next years theme if we're lucky enough (or unlucky depending on your view) to get another series.

Changes to the format:

- The previous 16 winners of the civilian show enter on launch night and are killed off, one by one, live by hanging in front of the crowd every Friday night, instead of eviction.

- Rather than nominations each week, each housemate will pick 2 housemates to poison with chloroform.

- Discussion of nominations results in immediate death.

- Food is served in rations. And the only food available is 'Big Brother's Big Slurry, with a hint of ex-housemate'

- The winner of the show receives nothing other than the satisfaction of escaping death. (But they'll probably be eating alive by the panto crowd regardless)

HERES THE EYE: (Just as cringe as the typical designs)



*with additional clouds, to p*** the fans off even more!*