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Don't it just warm the cockles of your stoney hearts?

And he even said he had to invent things to insult her about because there's nothing wrong with her! (Does that count as lying?)

Is this banter?

Is he as fickle as the HMs he hates for being, uh, fickle?

Is he - gasp! - fake?! Noooo, say it ain't so!

Will it last? Come awwwnnn, give us something to believe in!

Whose side do we take if they're on the same side?

What would Helen say?

I'm so excited I've got to go and do something else just to...well, that washing up won't do itself...